Life Stinks

Dear Life,
What kind of sick sense of humor do you have anyway? Gas. Yes so vital in gastronomic health but so socially unacceptable. Hell it is more permissible to smoke in public than toot. Someone should come up with a designated area for flatulence, like ten feet away from an entrance of a building and call it ...a bathro-never mind. I just remember a freer time farts wafted free and there was pride in their creation. I guess this goes hand in hand with that age joke of yours eh.
Stop making cabbage rolls so delicious, Munkay